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What’s That Sound?

At first I thought it was thunder

Then I thought it was the clothes dryer

Then I thought it was someone pulling their garbage can REALLY far

and I have finally come to the conclusion that there is a giant metal robot stumbling away from my house

When my sister runs outside and yells

IS IT THE APOCALYPSE OR SOMETHING?

My Sister Hands Me a Purple Pipe-cleaner

and says, “Here’s a purple line for you”

to which I reply, “should I introduce myself?

뭘 해도 온유 상태 (Aka “whatever he does is Onew condition”)

So we have taekwondo camp this week

V  This GIF pretty much describes camp  V

and I’m in a demo using these

instead of these

and I knock myself in the forehead right above my eyebrows

anyone care to sing the “Onew Sangtae” song for me?

sigh

I’m such a dork

On the other hand, when I was skyping with Oppa, my mom was in the back of the video chat singing, “Neh ga che jal na ga, *bwee bweee bwee bweebwee*”

You wish you had an Oppa and a mom as cute as mine ^  ^

OOO AND A SHOUT OUT TO MY NEW FOLLOWER B2ty-4-life!!!

THANK YOU

Sometimes people think my life is normal…

Today I went to Home Depot with my dad

There was this dude at the checkout counter who had bought a hammer.

Normal, right?

Noooo

because after he paid for it he started smelling it

then later in the day we were setting up for sports camp, so we had the double doors propped open,

but when I went to close the doors there was a bird…..INSIDE

INSIDE!!!

TRYING TO ESCAPE THROUGH THE WINDOW

So I did the most obvious thing.

I picked up the bird

guys, I held a bird ^ ^

Then I ran into the room (while holding the bird) to yell at everyone that I had caught the bird

and then I let it go

It was all in slow motion with soft music in the background and wind blowing though the trees

Because that’s how I roll. Like a buffalo.

No birds were harmed in the making of this tumblr post