Sometimes people think my life is normal…
Today I went to Home Depot with my dad
There was this dude at the checkout counter who had bought a hammer.
because after he paid for it he started smelling it
then later in the day we were setting up for sports camp, so we had the double doors propped open,
but when I went to close the doors there was a bird…..INSIDE
TRYING TO ESCAPE THROUGH THE WINDOW
So I did the most obvious thing.
I picked up the bird
guys, I held a bird ^ ^
Then I ran into the room (while holding the bird) to yell at everyone that I had caught the bird
and then I let it go
It was all in slow motion with soft music in the background and wind blowing though the trees
Because that’s how I roll. Like a buffalo.
No birds were harmed in the making of this tumblr post